Penis Withdrawal Symptoms (PWS)

By Julia Summers - SHORT READS

Lately, according to scientists at least, women are being repelled by love. It seems this is mostly due to the way sex has been turned into a social phenomenon, instead of the intimate and personal connection it once was. This all started in the 60's, but in the modern era, sex has been completely weaponized against men. It's used to create feminine power, false mystique, and sometimes jealousy, and should you refuse to give some woman this social power which arises from sexual weaponization, they will explode like "a David Hasslehof midget who can't get it up" in the Words of Tim McArthur, whose comedic slant on the issue recently made it into TIME magazine. Tim has been studying the disorder since the 70's. This reaction against love has caused a vicious cycle called Penis Withdrawal Syndrome(Or PWS) which effects women, particularly in hyper-feminist and neo-lesbian circles and occasionally, hypersexual gay males too.

PWS. Everyone's been there.


PWS or Penis Withdrawl Syndrome is where women are opting for raw, pumping sex, possibly as a way of numbing out so as to avoid the potential pain of love and the possibility of a heartrending breakup.

Samantha(not her real name), a New York professional in the legal industry puts it like this: "Sometimes I just wanna be blown out as a form of future revenge on my husband. It feels kinda kinky that I'll be able to laugh at his adoration for my burnt-out hole while receiving flowers from him. Ideally he'll be one of those socially inept nerds who has no clue about the real world and can bring home tonnes of money from coding or something hi-tech."

To understand the problem from these womens' perspective, one needs to see the penis as a drug which the sufferer cannot go without. Not to be confused with sex-addiction, PWS carries a strictly anti-love flavor.

 "It seems that our modern lifestyles have deprived us completely  of a balanced way of living. We're out of touch with nature and with things that used to happen naturally," commented Mc Arthur.

Penis Withdrawal can also refer to the complete withdrawal of hope.

So now we're in a dilemma where every action, every thought and every behavior pattern has been co-opted by the social media. We're in what scientists call the "freeze-zone." Women grow cold towards the men that love them and sensual towards the ones that don't.

He's trying. She's not trying at all.

You wouldn't want to do this, but PWS is equally ugly

Also, as we get sucked further and further into the mind-warp that is the internet, we become more and more destabilised as a culture. There is a new term for this in the latest Psychology Today reference book.  It's called the "Supernormal Penis Withdrawal Syndrome" or SPWS for short.

                     

More victims  in the throes of PWS

                             

PWS is on the verge of a highly flammable global situation.

                       


Scientists believe that the condition is the main cause of the exponential rise in pornography addiction in women across the last couple of decades, and is also a leading cause of impotence in both men and women. Belessa is just one example. In the present author's opinion,  it might also explain why women giving into societal pressures and choosing complete jerks over guys who actually have a soul when all they really want is love, love, love...

The following film, hailed by the uploader as the best erotic film on youtube (nsfw), follows the journey of one such woman, hopelessly addicted to large penises and in the mighty throes of Penis Withdrawal. It's an ugly case, but one that gives us insight into the mind of its debauched victims:

 It paints a picture of salvation through raw pumping sex, which is hardly credible, but for these women it's the only reality they understand.