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Throw a dog a bone

 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.
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Where I stand

Suffering fools gladly is my one and only point of expertise. I am virtually incapable of any other task on account of extreme and consistent depression since the age of birth.

House sitting, dog sitting wha'dya want this time? My phone is ringing off the hook but I don't even want to do it for the money. I'll do it to be nice to people, you know? I'm an altruist who hates people who can't be nice in return. If they could be altruists too, then maybe.... But humanity's a joke.

No shit. I turn the phone off before this whole town gets on my case. I have no qualms with animals. I understand animals. It's their owners who make me question the point of helping them out. There's no difference between any of them. Just a sea of grey faces.

Fuckers can't greet you when they see you in public. Always asking after you through your mother. No one else is about to call. So the phone can stay off. Depression, insanity, loneliness. My favourite entertainment.

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