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Throw a dog a bone

 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.

Join me on my Love Quest

Journalist Jim Rogers would like to invite you to his inaugural love-quest. Jim is traveling around the world in his viper love machine. He is a curly-haired blonde explorer with the classic smug grin that says "I'm going to steal your Betty and whisk her off to faraway lands."

And you're none the wiser, because you too are enamoured by Jim to do anything about it. He doesn't give a hoot one way or the other and you want to be part of this journey for that same exact reason.

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