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Throw a dog a bone

 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.

Diary of a loser

I woke up with crows thrashing around on my roof, just above my head. From what I know about crows, these are big black creatures with a patch of white on their breasts. The crows are never peaceful animals; they come to bring noise and destruction. That's how my life feels right now, ripped apart by scores of crows. I feel defeated and I don't seem to know a way out of it. There are vague glimmers of all that could have been, but I must confess that it feels like the insanity has smashed everything. Whatever I had hoped to achieve, it has turned to dust. Whatever dreams there were are covered in grass. The crows know this. That's why they're up on my roof.

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