As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning...

Lord, I realize this is not a typical Christian prayer, but would it be a terribly bad idea for these people to just die right now?

It reminds me of all that
I've become, when on
a Saturday of all nights
I return to an empty list

That is just a secondary consideration in this personality.

But you know what I hate right now? The sound of loud people talking

I prefer God's voice

THAT'S GOD'S VOICE

The sound of heavy rain hitting a tin roof
Especially after a long heat wave
Come to think of it
I've been praying for this for some time:
That a massive flood would come
And sweep them all away
Along with every bad idea
They've ever had
Shrieking and moaning
Just like in Noah's flood