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 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning...

Lord, I realize this is not a typical Christian prayer, but would it be a terribly bad idea for these people to just die right now?

It reminds me of all that
I've become, when on
a Saturday of all nights
I return to an empty list

That is just a secondary consideration in this personality.

But you know what I hate right now? The sound of loud people talking

I prefer God's voice

THAT'S GOD'S VOICE

The sound of heavy rain hitting a tin roof
Especially after a long heat wave
Come to think of it
I've been praying for this for some time:
That a massive flood would come
And sweep them all away
Along with every bad idea
They've ever had
Shrieking and moaning
Just like in Noah's flood


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