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 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.

Trevor Noah IS the joke

You people still don't get it, do you?

Trevor Noah is the joke.

Trevor Noah was never funny to begin with. He could never be funny if he tried.

Case in point.

When he first became the Daily Show host, he made excuses about the puerile jokes he'd made on womens' expense. It went something like this: "Two years ago, when I was young, I was very immature and stupid."

Trevor. Trevor. You weren't young two years ago. You were practically the same age you are now.

There are plenty of buffoons in this world, but I prefer not to waste my time watching Trevor.

The only reason I talk about him is that it gives me hope as a young man. I'm not a loser if that's what success looks like...

Then again, maybe the swine Really will inherit this god forsaken earth...

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