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Throw a dog a bone

 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.

Reimagining Anna

Iva Anna Lilou has dulcet legs which she crosses in the park on a bright spring day. They are creamy bright rivers of flesh that rouse the eyes to float along them as if by an invisible current. The sun makes her a symbol of heaven when it blesses her skin and makes her lips some delectable fruit when she speaks. I think of her often. 

Well is it any mystery that an old love junkie like me will take you with me wherever there is sun and beauty? I was in Thailand down on a beach called Karon and was browbeaten by the lack of your eyes in the crowd. You weren't there and it was a real loss, Iva Anna Lilou. As close as Australia is, it wasn't close enough.

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