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Throw a dog a bone

 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.
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Honest to God Marketers need no name

 So you're a wise fella and you know that what counts is minimal interruptions, plenty of free time at home and a beatnik bizarre to offer some distraction on the weekend. Alright, so we threw that last one in a little gratuitously but you know what we mean. 

The painted silhoutte of a dog stares back at you from the dark-wood paneled ceiling. Some neighbor is busy at trumpet practice.  You need a change. The kids are screaming. You need a way to get the most out of your storeroom breeze. We're the written equivalent of Monet here. Watch the music sing madame!


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