Honest to God Marketers need no name

 So you're a wise fella and you know that what counts is minimal interruptions, plenty of free time at home and a beatnik bizarre to offer some distraction on the weekend. Alright, so we threw that last one in a little gratuitously but you know what we mean. 

The painted silhoutte of a dog stares back at you from the dark-wood paneled ceiling. Some neighbor is busy at trumpet practice.  You need a change. The kids are screaming. You need a way to get the most out of your storeroom breeze. We're the written equivalent of Monet here. Watch the music sing madame!