Your writing prompts for the day

 A young live-at-home young loser breaks his phone before he has time to take the porn off. Describe his struggle with his parents not to sent the phone to the phone repair man. 

Two black workers in one of the tropical islands use a stepladder to cut some fronds down off a high palm tree with a chainsaw at a shmancy Air B&B accommodation.  The ladder slips and the chainsaw cuts a schmancy lady's dog in half (A ginger scottish terrior)