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 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.

A chat GPT Fairy tale: The Thunder Pumpkin

 



Once upon a time, deep in the heart of a dense forest, there grew a pumpkin that was unlike any other. This pumpkin was known as the thunder-pumpkin, for it was said to possess the power of the thunder and the lightning. Its orange skin was as hard as steel, and its vines stretched out for miles, twisting and coiling like bolts of electricity.

The thunder-pumpkin was a mystery to the forest creatures, and none dared to approach it. But one day, a brave young rabbit decided to investigate the strange pumpkin. As he neared the thunder-pumpkin, he heard a loud rumble, and the pumpkin began to shake and quiver. Suddenly, from its stem, a bolt of lightning shot out and struck the rabbit, lifting him high into the air.

The rabbit was amazed, he discovered that the thunder-pumpkin was not dangerous but quite helpful. It had the ability to fly and it could be used as a mode of transportation. The rabbit told the other forest creatures of his discovery, and soon the thunder-pumpkin became a beloved treasure among the animals.

Years went by, and the thunder-pumpkin grew bigger and bigger. But one day, a great storm came to the forest, and the thunder-pumpkin was struck by lightning. The forest creatures were devastated, thinking they have lost their dear friend. But when the storm cleared, they found that the thunder-pumpkin had transformed into a magnificent tree, with branches that reached to the sky and roots that dug deep into the earth. And from that day on, the thunder-pumpkin became known as the Tree of Life, for it gave life to all the creatures of the forest.

It's a tall tale of the thunder-pumpkin, that possess a magical power but in the end, it turned out to be a blessing in disguise.

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