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Throw a dog a bone

 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.

Why are Swedes so weird?

 I once knew a Swedish girl who was super-weird, and I'm wondering if you've ever experienced the same thing? 




For instance, she once openly admitted that she had sex with a guy with dreadlocks she hardly knew on a bed with 5 or 6 dirty dogs lolling around. She came to Africa for this. To screw local dudes of native decent, and although she would never do this with a local caucasian, she seemed to drop her standards for cleanliness dramatically when it was African d00ds involved

This other time, she almost had her handbag lifted at a local coffee shop/pizzaria and the owner leaped in to beat the d00d who did it. But then she gave the owner a hard time. 

He was like: "Lady, I just saved you from losing your passport, phone and money and this is what I get in return."

Swedes are strange...

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