Dingus and Zazzy - tHe MaD YoUng Charlatans

Think of the ignominious freaks of your school days who never made it in any club: Not the popular, jock, nerd or cool squads... Well, these are the people you are dealing with at the horrendous Dingus and Zazzy incorporated. The penumbra of the loser squad; not quite the loser-squad, not anything worth labeling. The void in your school's soul if you will.

They get you in, build you up, get IN YOU deepr using all your HOPES, ASPIRATIONS and and then needle and harass you when you feel like you're losing your mind.

It will start slowly, this gaslighting. But this is only the beginning. The indescribably patronizing Becca Kay says "hello friend, I've noticed that... Blah blah blah."

She will do this knowing full well that she is the cat and she is toying with you.  You can't possibly fix the problem that she's given you to fix. You might as well end it right then. If she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you. It's their whole business model that's flawed. You're just the scapegoat.

You see, it's a game to them. Have you ever watched storks killing their babies? There is a 7 minute long video floating round on the internet depicting this. You aren't possibly able to complete the work they hand you. As per their business model, their clients are getting a good deal on the back of 3rd world slaves...

They will fire you just before probation, I guarantee you this. It's also a cool test, petty as they are. Unfortunately it has real-world consequences like losing your mind. 

You see, these people have internalized their rejection at school so hard, that they will badger you for not being cool enough, even though they're the ones who aren't cool. It's projection... The classical,

Let's back up the truck and explain this process. It's as easy as one, two, three:

One:  They will assess your responses to their "cool" memes at the water cooler on base camp, the platform they use to communicate with remote workers (kinda like Facebook for work).

Two: If they decide you aren't "cool" enough, they don't keep you. They are waiting for someone to fill the blank in their excel sheet that had your name on it. And this makes them feel COOL. Their lifelong dream of stepping on others more intelligent than them. It combats their feelings of inferiority. AKA Keeping you just to break you down. 

Three: Finally, and perhaps most pertinently of all, is their firing style. They will cut you off like the digital currency overlords of the future. You be un-bankable in the blink of an eye.  

We wouldn't care if they knew what they were doing. But these freaks don't even know what cool is.

 They think getting drunk and dooms-memeing all day is cool upper management.

These "memesies" are crumbs they share with the shit-goblins below and they laugh about it afterwards. 

So good luck trying to match their style! It's a sado-masochistic role-play exercise. You are their property and they will make you feel dead inside.

Addendum: Lawsuits! Holy Shit. Don't put it past them to sue the people who complain too much. Fortunately they're too busy putting out fires right now for us to worry about that! A massive recession is coming and they live beyond their "memes" already (see what I did there) so it's over!

Well. That's our rant with the help of D & Z insiders. If

 you have any more questions regarding this questionable group, please leave a comment below!

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