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Throw a dog a bone

 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.
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A dream for the mad

 Jeeze  I had the maddest Hollywood toned dream about living in a world where the God thereof periodically taunts the inhabitants and prevents them from leaving. Every time you head too far down a street some slow-lookin bible thumper says hay you cayan't get uutta ha. And God comes as sand or fire or whatever and hunts you down. One woman was stuck in a toy submarine and got frozen to death trying to hide herself from this Hollywood horror God. What a vibe. It was awful and felt like I'd been there for 1000 years at the point of starting the dream but my memory had no starting point built into it. At a certain point you just figure why try to leave? Then some teacher in a Taxi with some Afrikaans name but who looks like hunter s Thompson  from fear and loathing comes in as the hero and ramps over a bunch of car rooves and takes you to his wood-paneled home before the rest of the journey. He says look after my wife for a second but you have to carry her to the rest of the family like a baby cos she's lost her arms and legs and she keeps trying to squirm to sit up and kiss you but you have to put her down each time cos gert will probably get pissed and not take you where you need to go. Then you realize this worm woman is actually the God whose town you were tryna escape

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