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 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.
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NoPron until Waifu: Day 01

The attempt to carry on the noPron lifestyle for 13 years, (until I hit the age of 50) having been a total failure, I've regrouped and thought of another way to handle the issue. 

I think numbers are always too abstract when trying to achieve any goal. The way to handle a goal is to use something you're emotionally attached to. It's the only thing in movies that will get the good guy's blood pumping in a way that makes him unstoppable. 

Yes. You know the answer already. You know what I'm going to say without having to say it out loud. 

 I'm talking about a woman. A woman that you like is the only way to make you find what you need to get to the goal. A woman represents ultimate desire. In fact, what the Christians miss (and I am a Christian) is that by cutting out appreciation for the female, they risk losing an appetite for desire itself. Desire is a powerful motivator; especially in the realm of creativity.

Now, that being the case, I'm intent on finding a way forward here. The woman is in view, the scene is set, and now I'm going to attempt something I've never tried before: noJac until our wedding day!!!!

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You heard that correctly. I'm going to think of our wedding night when I tackle this challenge. I'm going to remember that what happens behind closed doors is a picture of heaven. 

The man takes his bride to the room and they become intimate. They ascend toward heaven for an evening. This is what true, sacred love is about. It's not about ripping the wedding garments before they're made. It's about waiting for the peach to be plump,  and then going in for the kill. 

This is also a picture of Christ and his church. We have to get those numbers up boys. Those are rookie numbers. We have to really make the most of this time we have, getting that bride ready. The spermatozae are going to dance out like a trillion kites towards the ultradimensions.

This is all very Biblical and clean by the way, because God made it. 

Anyway, we have to clean our rooms in the words of Jordan Peterson. Otherwise we don't really have a leg to stand on.

How can I be talking to a girl when my room is a massive greasy den? 

 And I don't know about you, gents, but as of right now, my room's an absolute mess. 

Time to get started! Let the challenge begin. . . 

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 I have a lot to do today; maybe even too much and it's already 10am 



So see you later. 




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