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Throw a dog a bone

 Girls make a million excuses to avoid being with the guy who isn't the one they're interested in at that moment.  They keep a bunch of sausages on the backburner most times.  This one girl who I liked said her tonsils were out and she couldn't make it after 3 months of love emojis and this kind of thing. Then it was something else. She said she was in a dating relationship. Only, there was no evidence on IG. Women change their minds all the time and they don't like to be forced to meet someone.  Maybe they just like talking to you on the DM's for an ego boost. One thing's for sure though; If you try to force them to meet they back out quicker than an alleyway cat before a pile of exploding excrement.

Rise of the pRonZombie DAY ZERO

The pRon Zombie is among us. He has a thin grey line of bloodless skin under his eyes. He is hopeless. He lives in hell and nobody loves him. He is looking for a warm place because his blood is sick and his marrow is diseased. But alas, there is nothing there for him. He soul has gone out of this world and he with it. 

A corpse cannot respond to anything. He's braindead. In my death I am unable to hear. I cannot communicate with God. Life is far from me. (I will pay for it in the morning).


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