Freaks Everywhere

Tussling around the Tik Tok hippo pile with Margie and Rob, and their backsides were in my face. Their stupid go-cart of a Jeep had overturned in the middle of a damn hippo farm, and I was saying "Get your fat cow off me!" And your backside is in my f'fen face Rob! and You were the one who wanted to come here and not me and various other such things.

The thing was we were all in this pileup together and I never said to go to this place but I said okay anyway and they should have just read the expression on my face, and now we were all in each other's crotches and I didn't want to be on their level.

And further than that I only went there out of sympathy with them because they were on my level or maybe beneath it and I thought it was the noble thing to do!

Then there were hippo calves snuffling all around us and soon the mother would be there to see what all the fuss was about, and maybe we'd die this way together and I didn't want this to be the thing the world remembered me for. I was mother Theresa, or whatever the male version of Mother Theresa is, and I wasn't the Hulk Hogan.

Then I realized that's how she felt about me. She was in my world but not of it and I was just the imbecile who took her on the ride out of her way and into the rough that was my beta male situation.

That's when Robbie broke in and said "She only came because she loves me, Graham." That's when I started fisting and elbowing his backside and he farted directly in my face. I was suddenly the third wheel.